G'day! Oi'm Cooper, Jarate expert extraordinaire!
Oi loike nature, n' animals...n' pissin' on things.
Try to ignore that one.
This is apparently some sort of RP account, owned by Current Residence: Cooped up in a van near th' RED base.
Favourite genre of music: ...do oi 'ave one? ..should oi? Shit.
MP3 player of choice: ..wot